36 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Aug 25-31)

Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

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Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

@elle_two/Threads
@malchikhey.bsky.social/Bluesky
@somollieyay/Threads
@formomsache/Threads
@logielo1984/Threads
@saltybeesam/Threads
@formomsache/Threads
@healingfromhealing/Threads
@wonderlemmon/Threads
@laurensthoughts229/Threads
@formomsache/Threads
@sarahhhhchristine/Threads
@pata_o_pata/Threads
@devpetty.bsky.social/Bluesky
@ash_glover_harrington/Threads
@iliketopoop/Threads

My husband just got rid of a hornets nest under our deck and now he’s walking around the yard saying stuff like “Bee Movie, huh? Guess there won’t be a sequel” out loud to no one

— K (@kourtneyinhell) August 30, 2026
@alex.yapps/Threads
@rotten.apple.biiitch/Threads
@msgigggles/Threads
@brazenlawyer/Threads
@evolvedem/Threads
@alexfalcone/Threads
@themarcoscoppa/Threads
@sixfootcandy/Threads
@katav.gay/Bluesky

this morning I found out that one of the pet names my girlfriend calls me isn’t exclusive to me after she said “bubba, come here. NOW.” and both me and her dog made a beeline towards her with the exact same speed & urgency

— jamie 🔥🐀 (@arsonide_) August 29, 2026

Something incredible just happened. I am excited to announce that I just took a good photo of my wife. She verified it. Took me 20 years, but I finally did it. Please congratulate me.

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— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) August 30, 2026

marked safe from the aftermath of telling my wife I don’t like her new deodorant

— Sex Haver (@banterrealism) August 30, 2026
@swilua.bsky.social/Bluesky
@imrankhan.bsky.social/Bluesky
@nixostorme.bsky.social/Bluesky
@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app/Bluesky

forcing my girlfriend to watch barefoot contessa so she understands what an ideal relationship looks like (i cook fabulous meals, she wanders in to eat them & reaffirm my fabulousness)

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 29, 2026

My husband and I are staying at a hotel and they have 24 hr room service and we just ate something called a Frito Pie and drank a bottle of champagne at 12:15 am and I’m sure there will be zero consequences at 7am when we have to get up for our flight.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) August 31, 2026

Every fall my husband likes to tell me what year the college freshmen were born, and I regret to inform you that we are up to 2008

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— meghan (@deloisivete) August 29, 2026

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