32 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Sept. 8-14)

Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

@jaronmyers/Threads

@kaylareadssometimes/Threads

@jaywellsco/Threads

@vidmarauthor/Threads

@tips.explained/Threads

@eileenmaryoconnell/Threads

@justinstaggs/Threads

@joshedelmancomedy/Threads

My wife watching me turn the house upside down looking for something when she knows exactly where it is but didn’t care for my tone when I asked her. pic.twitter.com/oqyt8aWx5j
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) September 11, 2026

Your husband can’t see how much you ordered from Amazon if they keep delivering it to the wrong house, follow me for more life hacks
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— meghan (@deloisivete) September 12, 2026

Before she met me my girlfriend had this pattern of strictly dating losers.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) September 8, 2026

@justinshawmedy/post/Threads

@authorcaitalvarez/Threads

@mrs.chipsahoyt/Threads

@pbump.com/post/3mvd6lsp5is27/Bluesky

The audacity of my husband asking if I ate the last cookie while sitting there with chocolate on his lip. First of all, wipe your face. Second, that’s my move.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 11, 2026

@notseanastin/Threads

when will my husband (man I’m in love with) return from war (text me back)
— julia (@juumelo_) September 14, 2026

I gave my husband an itinerary of our upcoming trip to Paris and it shows where we are going each day but also had a list of my outfits to help me pack. He just popped out of his closet holding a navy polo golf shirt and asked, “Is this good enough for the Louvre?” Then he popped…
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 14, 2026

My wife: Did you do that thing I asked you to do?

Me: pic.twitter.com/J9QqOuDUoN
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) September 15, 2026

Trying to tell my husband I binge-read today, but I’m in perimenopause and keep forgetting words: I chugged a book today
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— meghan (@deloisivete) September 14, 2026