Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.
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Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
Our flight got cancelled last night and my wife, two cocktails deep, found us a flight at the same time on another airline and got our money back from the first one. At a party. Insane.
— ꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ (@Gabbrielxzn) August 7, 2026
My husband said he just timed a fart with the fajita delivery so no one would hear it over the sizzle. He called it the “fajita sizzle silencer.” Sorry ladies, he’s taken.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) August 10, 2026
You ok babe? You haven’t slapped my ass or respectfully objectified me as much as I’d like today
— EP (@ElricPow) August 3, 2026
(A reference to the spicy new “Wicker” trailer.)
Once in a blue moon it’s fun to infiltrate girls night with my wife. You can drink 17 beers and no one once starts talking about killing themselves or some kind of great fire that cleanses the world. They got me doing Fiona Apple karaoke
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— jake rhodes (@jakebrodes) August 8, 2026
when my girlfriend is away i realise the true amount of ambient noise she is constantly making (and miss it)
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) August 5, 2026
We were listing all of the food options on our way to the state fair, but when I said ‘chili dogs’ my wife was indignant. “I’ve been going to the fair for 45 years and they don’t serve chili dogs.” The bet: if I find them, she has to eat three of them. I’m a man on a mission.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 8, 2026
i told my boyfriend he’s my best friend and he got a boner
— noel (@noeltheowl) August 4, 2026
My wife coming into the room to change into her bikini and put sunscreen on while im in the middle of a work call… She is EVIL!!!!!
— Jazz ⧗ All Along (@DerpSwan) August 10, 2026
I’m hammered drunk. Just threw Tim Duncan highlights on. Time to teach my girlfriend who the big fundamental is
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— Trevor Kelly (@tk3lly5) August 9, 2026
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