27 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Sept. 1-7)

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Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Every week, we round up the funniest posts from people on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

@itskateas/Threads

@docatcdi/Threads

@iliketopoop/Threads

@kristenmmm/Threads

@ksc10.bsky.social/Bluesky

@forklift_certified4/Threads

@thedankbrew/Threads

@jessicarobn/Threads

@onlyheaveniknow/Threads

@samagrams9/Thread

@andrew_glessner/Threads

@vbrasch/Threads

My girlfriend [90 minutes into a 95 minute movie]: Why did that guy do that
— Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) September 2, 2026

i’ll admit it, i felt very youthful and chic introducing dan as my boyfriend in childbirth class when all the other ladies were introducing their husbands… yes, you heard right, it’s just a little something i have in common with rihanna….
— lily (@lil_mermaid) September 2, 2026

@howies_everythingclub/Threads

@elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social/Bluesky

@jeremykaplowitz.com/Bluesky

@j__alxndr/Threads

@scotttobeme/Threads

@lerrrgan.bsky.social/Bluesky

Told my girlfriend her hair was frizzy. Apparently that’s not a compliment. And my reasoning behind it, that all the shampoo bottles say “for frizzy hair” was not a valid argument.
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— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) September 4, 2026

Me while my wife tries on clothes at a store with no men’s section pic.twitter.com/2TDfGJjl21
— Jawwwn (@jawwwn_) September 4, 2026

Me: Want some trail mix?

Him: That’s just peanut butter m&m’s and some ibuprofen.

Me: It’s homemade.
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— your other mom (@difficultpatty) September 1, 2026