Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.
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Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.
L&D nurse, talking to another nurse: She is very stoic during contractions
— emma (@timesnewemma) June 14, 2026
me (to myself): i’m getting a good grade in labor, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
3yo learned the word “actually” and had been sprinkling it in every other sentence and I think it’s so cute lol
Me: where is your water bottler
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— Aunty Mariah (@ariibay) June 16, 2026
My kid just made his first grilled cheese sandwich and overcooked one side and undercooked the other, so the rite of passage is complete
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 16, 2026
took my kid to our corner store and he wanted a bunch of shit that i told him we didn’t have enough money for and an old lady was like “how much do you need???” and i was like no thank you we’re fine and she was like “ohhh you’re teaching him discipline. respect” lol
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— mindy🌷 (@mindyisser) June 17, 2026
me: how’s your girlfriend?
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 13, 2026
my 11yo: oh yeah, I forgot I had a girlfriend.
Unsolved Mysteries but it’s just me trying to figure out how I hurt my back.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) June 18, 2026
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