The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (June 27-July 3)

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

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Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) June 29, 2026

For every hour our flight has been delayed, I’ve had to buy my kids $11 billion of airport snacks
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— meghan (@deloisivete) June 28, 2026

My heart melted overhearing my 5 year-old and 2.5 year-old sweetly talking in the backseat of the car, encouraging one another and saying “Can you help me, Alice?” and “You can do it! Look! We can do it together!”

It was then I realized they were unbuckling each other.
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) July 2, 2026

I’m arguing with my daughter about if a man bun is cute. Tell me I’m right please that it’s not.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) June 30, 2026

Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly?

Child: You’re old, that’s going to happen.

Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
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— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) June 28, 2026